Patiently Zero'd neighbor comes to my doorway. "Was that you who coughed?" she asked.
"I just heard a nasty cough. I was wondering if it was you."
"No," I replied, "You think it's the Swine Flu? You know that was probably just someone sick from this lousy weather." It's been crappy since last week.
"Oh, I know but it takes a couple of days for it to show," was the reply.
I have the feeling that this is going to happen a lot in the coming weeks. (Sigh)